Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Knock knock Come in

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Yeah right loser!

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Jews

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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