- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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