How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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People Order Our Patties

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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weston cage

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Neither have I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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