George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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