sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

try slamming a revolving door

Membean

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Women's rights

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Anti Joke

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