Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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