- Anti Joke

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

rape that shit

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How long is a china man?

One below was by me: Walter H

Spell: “This word”

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

rape that shit

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How long is a china man?

One below was by me: Walter H

Spell: “This word”

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

rape that shit

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz