what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Anyone??????????/

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Your mom.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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