- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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