Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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