What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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