- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man said hi.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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