- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A guy was beet by his wife.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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