- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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