Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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