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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Black...

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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