1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A whale's vagina

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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