- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Dance is a sport

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

TWIX PAUSE!

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Darude- Sandstorm

im a dragon, no im not

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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