A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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fava beans

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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homework

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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