- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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