Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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