- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

a man is running away

Dylan is a person

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

a man walked into a bar ouch

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

No, Trinidad.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Your mom.

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