On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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