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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

I'm a raging homosexual.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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