- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two english guys meet at work

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Once upon a time, The end.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Dylan is a person

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