Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

raisin boogers

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Obama getting elected in 2012.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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