- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What did I do last night?work

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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