What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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