- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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