- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

A black guy gets a job...

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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