If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops