- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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