What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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