- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

I would rape her

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A baby seal walks into a club.

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