- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

This is a joke setup.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

"knock knock" "Come in"

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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