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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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