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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a car about to hit me.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Your existance.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

knock knock piss off

fack me in the ace! CC

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

girls lacrosse

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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