Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Im cute hehehee

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Chinese drivers.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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