Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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hi will

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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yes... that's the joke

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#Hanging Degus

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Penis.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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shauns beautiful

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Anti Joke

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