What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Neither does he.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Im cute hehehee

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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