Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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