A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Ju... Just why?

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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I have aids

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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