- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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