- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Take off your shoes.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

kieran scott has a huge back

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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