The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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