What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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mc hammers income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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