- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Mitt Romney penis

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

... i forgot the joke :p

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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