- Anti Joke

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

heads up!

Blake wilkeys hair style

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

religion.