A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Two english guys meet at work

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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