if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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