What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

your mum

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Give me thumbs up!

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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