there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Donkey lips

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Obama

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The Game.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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