What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Billy Cundiff.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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how may i help you

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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