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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Republicans

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Gays

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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