Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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