yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Tell you something funny.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Anti Joke

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