Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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penus

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Neither does he.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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fruit salad?

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