Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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girls lacrosse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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