Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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lol a man is drowning

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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