why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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