Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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