- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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