- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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