what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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