how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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