Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Penis.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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poo

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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