Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Guess What! HI!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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