- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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