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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Racism.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Michael Castillo is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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