call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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WHAT????

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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