How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Knock knock. Racism.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Michael Castillo is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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