- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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