- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Chinese drivers.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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