What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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