Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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you are a åsshole :)

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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the WNBA

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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