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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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