- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

How come grilled cheese?

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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