- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

How come grilled cheese?

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

I like colin but not as much as apple

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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