- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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