Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Your mums a penis joke.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

A man... walks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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