Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what do u call a apple a apple

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops