- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

You read the Terms of Service.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Your mums a penis joke.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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