Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

A man... walks.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Whats white and sticky fluff

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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