Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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