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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

knock knock get lost!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

knock knock get lost!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.