- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats white and sticky fluff

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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