- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

crap!!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

i dont like chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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