Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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shut up iggy

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Im black

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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