Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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banana

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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How long is a china man?

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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