- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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