- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

spell backwards: taco cat

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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