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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Knock knock Who's there Police

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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