- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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