Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

i dont like chris

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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