Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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The Detroit Lions

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Paper shield.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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