- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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