- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

what do u call a black man a black man

LIFE :(

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

shauns beautiful

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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