How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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knock knock who's there no one

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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