Justin Bieber

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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this is not an anti joke

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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