i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Jesus was a good guy

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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