- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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I pooped my pants

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

TIMMAH!

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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