- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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