- Anti Joke

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.