- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

I told you it would happen

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why did the

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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