tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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fava beans

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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I pooped my pants

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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