- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

the asian kid gets an F

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

squirrels with massive bonerss

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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