- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

I got shot once it hurt a lot

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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