A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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