- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

baby seal walks into a club

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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