Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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