- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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