- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

a man is running away

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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