- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

A ginger was with his friends

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Your mother is average.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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