- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Do you want icecream, Björn?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Tim and Eric

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

you and your family will die tonight

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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