two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Womens Rights

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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